In the MSC three guys walked by: Guy 1: “I heard that ‘Mean Girls’ is a good movie! I haven’t seen it yet.”Guy 2: “I don’t really like chick flicks!”Guy 3: “I actually like chick flicks!”
Overheard while eating dinner at a restaurant:Woman: “Not so much tongue next time, honey.” Under Breezeway:Guy 1: “How many Mr. Limpy’s do you have?”Guy 2: “What’s that?”Guy 1: “You’ve never heard of a Mr. Limpy?”Guy 2: “Well. I dunno. I might have a bunch of ’em, and just call ’em something different.”Walking into men’s locker room at rec:Guy 1: “Aren’t you supposed to go to the other locker room?”Guy 2: “No, you don’t understand. I still have a penis, but I just like other people with penises. I know it’s hard to comprehend.”
Guy and girl talking outside the Student Recreation Center:Guy: “I’m just gonna be a friend to her and get what I can out of the relationship.”Girl: “Oh ok, let me know how that goes.”Guy and girl watching TV together:Guy: “I wonder how they got that baby to hold a cell phone that long.”Girl: “Well, they probably used a sound effect so they did only one take.”Guy: “Yeah, like using a blue screen, you mean?”
Two people walking by the Mark Gold campaigners in the gold costumes:Girl: “How much would it take to get you to do that?”Guy: “I MIGHT do it for sex.”Girl: “Sex with Mark Gold?”Guy: “No it would have to be a Melissa Gold or something.”
Girl 1: “I’m Welsh and Irish.”Girl 2: “I think I’m Switzerlandish.”