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Texas A&M utility Gavin Grahovac (9) throws the ball during A&Ms game against Georgia on Friday, April 26, 2024, at Olsen Field. (CJ Smith/The Battalion)
Southern slugfest
May 23, 2024
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Texas A&M University System Chancellor John Sharp attends the Class of 1972 50-year reunion in Kyle Field on April 20, 2022.
A&M System’s Title IX director suspended after supporting Biden's Title IX changes
Nicholas Gutteridge, Managing Editor • May 23, 2024
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A fighter jet squadron flies over during the National Anthem before Texas A&M’s game against Arkansas at Olsen Field on Saturday, May 18, 2024. (Chris Swann/The Battalion)
Bryan-College Station Regional participants announced
Ian Curtis, Sports Writer • May 27, 2024

For the second time in three seasons, No. 3 national seed Texas A&M baseball will host the Bryan-College Station Regional, where it’ll...

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Beekeeper Shelby Dittman scoops bees back into their hive during a visit on Friday, April 5, 2024. (Kyle Heise/The Battalion)
Bee-hind the scenes
Shalina Sabih, Sports Writer • May 1, 2024

The speakers turn on. Static clicks. And a voice reads “Your starting lineup for the Texas A&M Aggies is …” Spectators hear that...

Kennedy White, 19, sits for a portrait in the sweats she wore the night of her alleged assault inside the Y.M.C.A building that holds Texas A&M’s Title IX offices in College Station, Texas on Feb. 16, 2024 (Ishika Samant/The Battalion).
'I was terrified'
April 25, 2024
Scenes from 74
Scenes from '74
April 25, 2024
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Farewell from the graduating Battalion staff of 2024
Farewell from the graduating Battalion staff of 2024
The BattalionMay 4, 2024

Eavesdropping

In the MSC three guys walked by: Guy 1: “I heard that ‘Mean Girls’ is a good movie! I haven’t seen it yet.”Guy 2: “I don’t really like chick flicks!”Guy 3: “I actually like chick flicks!”
Overheard while eating dinner at a restaurant:Woman: “Not so much tongue next time, honey.” Under Breezeway:Guy 1: “How many Mr. Limpy’s do you have?”Guy 2: “What’s that?”Guy 1: “You’ve never heard of a Mr. Limpy?”Guy 2: “Well. I dunno. I might have a bunch of ’em, and just call ’em something different.”Walking into men’s locker room at rec:Guy 1: “Aren’t you supposed to go to the other locker room?”Guy 2: “No, you don’t understand. I still have a penis, but I just like other people with penises. I know it’s hard to comprehend.”
Guy and girl talking outside the Student Recreation Center:Guy: “I’m just gonna be a friend to her and get what I can out of the relationship.”Girl: “Oh ok, let me know how that goes.”Guy and girl watching TV together:Guy: “I wonder how they got that baby to hold a cell phone that long.”Girl: “Well, they probably used a sound effect so they did only one take.”Guy: “Yeah, like using a blue screen, you mean?”
Two people walking by the Mark Gold campaigners in the gold costumes:Girl: “How much would it take to get you to do that?”Guy: “I MIGHT do it for sex.”Girl: “Sex with Mark Gold?”Guy: “No it would have to be a Melissa Gold or something.”
Girl 1: “I’m Welsh and Irish.”Girl 2: “I think I’m Switzerlandish.”

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