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Brazos County officials are distributing free backpacks, school supplies and gift cards for K-12 students on July 12 from 3:30 to 6:30 p.m. at the Bryan High Silver Campus Cafeteria.
Brazos County to distribute free school supplies
‘Back to School Bash’ invites K-12 families on July 12
Nicholas Gutteridge, Managing Editor • July 11, 2024
Graduate G Tyrece Radford (23) drives to the basket during Texas A&Ms game against Nebraska in the first round of the 2024 NCAA Tournament at FedExForum in Memphis, Tennessee, on Friday, March 22, 2024. (Kyle Heise/The Battalion)
How Tyrece Radford can catch the attention of NBA scouts
Roman Arteaga, Sports Writer • July 10, 2024

After 5 years of college basketball at Virginia Tech and Texas A&M, Tyrece Radford is furthering his athletic career with the San Antonio...

Craig Reagans 1973 brown Mach 1 Mustang features custom stickers of Craig and his wife, and is completely rebuilt from the ground up. The interior was completely torn out and replaced with new dashboard and radio.
Compassion in the car community
Shalina Sabih, Sports Writer • July 9, 2024

This past Sunday, Cars and Coffee welcomed exactly one car: a sleek, brown Mustang that stood alone like a lone ranger in the Wild West. This...

Chancellor John Sharp during a Board of Regents meeting discussing the appointmet of interim dean Mark Welsh and discussion of a McElroy settlement on Sunday, July 30, 2023 in the Memorial Student Center.
Analysis: Chancellor Sharp’s retirement comes with new dilemmas
Nicholas Gutteridge, Managing Editor • July 2, 2024

Texas A&M System Chancellor John Sharp announced Monday he will be retiring on June 30, 2025.  A figure notorious in state politics,...

Dream on


“AMERICAN DREAMZ” attempts to satirize America’s obsession for bland commercial drivel in lieu of real political issues. Unfortunately, writer and director Paul Weitz has created an hour and a half of more bland, commercial drivel. Pretty faces and mildly amusing performances help make this silly ensemble comedy easier to swallow, but biting observational humor this is not. “Dreamz” is political satire for dummies.
Hugh Grant plays Martin Tweed, the host of “American Dreamz,” a televised singing competition. A fountain of self-loathing and jerkitude, Tweed represents the other half of Grant’s acting range. While nobody has ever accused Grant of being a versatile actor, his role in “Dreamz” is a phone-in performance.
Mandy Moore plays Sally Kendoo, an ambitious Southern girl who fills the empty hole in her soul with dreams of superstardom. Used mostly for her celebrity status and singing ability, Moore’s performance may not be anything special, but at least she knows how to deliver a joke – kinda.
Utilizing the wide-eyed, good ol’ boy charm that made him semi-famous in the late ’90s, Chris Klein plays Sally’s punching bag of a boyfriend who is dragged along Sally’s rise to fame in order to capitalize on his injured Iraq-veteran status.
Meanwhile, Omer (Sam Golzari) is an inept terrorist who is transferred to America as a sleeper agent after bumbling through terrorist camp. Omer’s hidden dreams of Broadway music eventually get him noticed by Tweed’s production crew and earn him a spot on the new season of “American Dreamz.”
Omer’s interaction with his fellow terrorists are laugh-out-loud funny in their larger-than-life presentation of American stereotypes and assumptions of the Middle East. Using the classic “fish out of water” formula, Weitz creates spot-on situational comedy for Golzari to bounce off of Omer. From his overtly Americanized host family, of which Academy Award nominee Shohreh Aghdashloo plays the matriarch, to the silliness transposed onto Omer’s terrorist superiors, the scenes featuring Omer would be considered instant classics on “Saturday Night Live” or “MadTV.”
Rounding off the main cast is Dennis Quaid as President Staton, a clear reflection of President Bush. While Quaid does an admirable job channeling our current president, he isn’t given much to work with as far as material goes. Besides some cheap shots at the administration, there is nary an original joke made that hasn’t already been done to death by other more talented comedians. Willem Dafoe’s performance as the Cheney-esque Vice President Sutter suffers the same mistreatment. Dafoe throws himself into a character that isn’t given proper space to develop into anything larger then a simple caricature.
There is a real need for smart political satire in today’s world. Jon Stewart and “The Onion” consistently deliver edgy material that finds humor in the truth. It’s a real shame then that Paul Weitz, a genuinely talented filmmaker, could not produce something more special than cast-off opening monologue jokes with his bigger budget and more talented workforce. The movie does have its funny moments and isn’t a total waste of time, but watching it, one can’t help but wonder what could have been.

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