As many readers of my articles at The Battalion likely know, I’m something of a Skibidi Toilet enjoyer.  Although my belief in the artistic integrity of the Skibidi Toilet series remains firm, I’ve...

It all started in AP chemistry, my junior year of high school. Unfortunately for my sleep schedule, senioritis had struck a year early. Labs were piling up, assignments were being left until the last...

Top-level Texas A&M officials added me to a Facebook group chat discussing plans before the attack on the University of Texas' campus that occurred on March 15, 2025.  During this attack, t.u....

Finance sophomore Brianna Anderson found herself in handcuffs after telling her friend she doesn’t like broccoli, leading officers to arrest her at Sbisa Dining Hall. This comes after multiple Super...

At the latest DOGE congressional hearing, “Anti-American Airwaves: Holding the Heads of NPR and PBS Accountable,” public officials got down to business, cracking down on radical ideology and draining...

“911, what’s your emergency?” “I need help. I’m skipping class, I can’t seem to find the energy to be productive and all I want to do is tan by the pool. I barely had the motivation to make...

Amid a flurry of executive orders ranging from spending freezes to renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, President Donald Trump has recently released a bold new foreign policy proposal to...

If you asked anyone who knows me to name one of my greatest pet peeves in life, more than half would tell you that being an insomniac is high on the list. At the time of writing this, it’s 12:44 a.m....

Ah, yes, The Mugdown — The Battalion’s sad little brother. “Texas A&M's First Satirical Newspaper, Since 1875,” according to their website. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They think...

Welcome to 2025, Ags! It’s been a long time coming. A year, some might say. Every new year, people who have no business doing so tend to go on record predicting what’s to come. Usually, these guesses...

This movie is so packed with classist ideology and logical fallacies that it’s a wonder our parents ever allowed us to watch it. I mean, this is what’s wrong with today’s America — we’re spoon-feeding...

Nov. 5, 2024: To some, it was just another election day. Interesting and important, yes, but nothing spectacularly groundbreaking. But to me — and many others around the world — it was the beginning...