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The Battalion

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Opinion: Date Josh!
Date-Me Docs are the future of dating
Joshua Abraham, Opinion Writer • April 4, 2025
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Opinion: More people should read
Escapism at its finest
Maddie McMurrough, Opinion Columnist • April 3, 2025
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Satire: Adopt the language of Generation Alpha
How to skibidify your life
Kaleb Blizzard, Opinion Writer • April 3, 2025
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Opinion: I reserve the right to be a loud and proud big back
College students need food security
Sidney Uy, Opinion Writer • April 3, 2025
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Satire: Studying is out, shower-sleeping is in
It isn’t just for drunk people
Kaleb Blizzard, Opinion Writer • April 2, 2025
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Satire: The Welsh administration accidentally texted me its t.u. war plans
The Farmers are Fightin’ back
Wyatt Pickering, Opinion Writer • April 2, 2025
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Satire: Student hates broccoli, gets arrested
‘Where has free speech gone?’
Joshua Abraham, Opinion Writer • April 2, 2025
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Satire: Big Bird is a Marxist
PBS news needs to go down
Sidney Uy, Opinion Writer • April 2, 2025
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Satire: Senioritis outbreak hits Texas A&M campus
It’s looking grim for second-semester seniors
Maddie McMurrough, Opinion Columnist • April 1, 2025
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Opinion: The death of cooking shows
Cooking show producers don’t know what their audience wants
Joshua Abraham, Opinion Writer • March 31, 2025
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Guest Contribution: The curse of the second verse
Guest contributor Daryl Davidson ‘84 says it’s time to return to the first verse of the Aggie War Hymn
Daryl Davidson, Guest Contributor • March 30, 2025
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Criticism: ‘Death of a Unicorn’
Perpetuating racism toward Asians
Joshua Abraham, Opinion Writer • April 9, 2025

Usually, my reviews start off with a rating to set the tone for what I want to critique. Sometimes, however, there are much more important ideas...

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Review: ‘Adolescence’
A terrifying reminder of toxic masculinity and the danger it leads to
Joshua Abraham, Opinion Writer • April 1, 2025

Rating: 9/10 A boy murders a girl. An investigator tries to find the reasoning behind it. A psychologist is tormented by the boy. A father...

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Review: ‘Mickey 17’
Bong Joon Ho’s new sci-fi dystopia is a suspenseful, yet comforting masterpiece
Joshua Abraham, Opinion Writer • March 26, 2025

Rating: 10/10 The king is back.  Five years after Bong Joon Ho’s film “Parasite” became the first non-English language film to win...

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Review: ‘Last Breath’
An intense true story that left meat on the bone
Joshua Abraham, Opinion Writer • March 25, 2025

Rating: 6/10 “Based on a true story” is the most harrowing phrase to be used in a movie.  When we go to a theater, it’s an escape...

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