Are you tired of seeing yet another traumatizing headline in the news? Passing the time until World War III starts? Worried political polarization has reached such extremes you can’t even trust your...

“‘Twas the night before the Bearista cup drop, when all through the nation, Many a wallet was opening, a new craze in gestation.  Customers were queuing outside stores, all with great glee,  In...

Every morning, the second I open my eyes, I smirk to myself and think, “Life is great.” I switch on my full-spectrum LED light to help me wake up. This is vital to maintaining a healthy circadian...

I just ran a half-marathon, and it was one of the most rewarding things I’ve ever done.  As someone who has played different sports, each at multiple levels of difficulty, nothing could compare to...

Why does having a girlfriend feel “woke?”  On Texas A&M’s campus, there has been a shift in the dating tendencies of our most eligible bachelorettes, choosing to “love themselves” first...

Merriam-Webster defines the state of being au courant as that in which one is “keenly aware of and responsive to the latest developments” of a particular matter. The term is of French origin, with...

What defines a sport? Is it the points system, the audience, the rules or the players? Can we limit the art of competition to these strict requirements, or can we as a society loosen our fascination with...

“Blink, blink.” You swear you can hear your eyelids descend, the minuscule movement obnoxiously loud in the quiet of your room. It’s 2 a.m., and you have yet to sleep. First, the squeaking...

Swifties, the time has come.  If you’ve been a fan of Taylor Swift as long as I have, you’ve been waiting for something as long as your own wedding day; Taylor finding her true love and getting...

Have I got a story for you, Ags! Ever wondered what the definitive guide to having an amazing freshman year is? Well, I’ve got the list for you.  I can guarantee that following the advice listed...

Boy, oh boy, where do I even begin? LeBron, honey — my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your opponents’ eyes...

As many readers of my articles at The Battalion likely know, I’m something of a Skibidi Toilet enjoyer.  Although my belief in the artistic integrity of the Skibidi Toilet series remains firm, I’ve...